Carrie Underwood song titles
Don't Forget To Remember Me
Flat on the Floor
Get Out of This Town
Jesus Take The Wheel
We're Young And Beautiful
Wasted
"Laundry Day Can Be Fun"
Kitty Russell sat on the boardwalk outside of the Long Branch Saloon. She watched as U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon, her former boyfriend, got off his horse and tethered it to the
hitching post. He had been gone for a week and although he had left her for another woman many months earlier, namely Sunshine, Kitty still longed for him. Just as she was about to call his name, something or someone rode into town causing a whirlwind of dust.
Kitty fell (2) Flat on the Floor fearing an Indian uprising!!
Sunshine:” BABY!!!!” Her voice sent a feeling of doom throughout Kitty's soul.
Matt (also having fallen to the ground in utter fear) stood up and brushed the dirt from his pants. He smiled broadly and grabbed Sunshine.
Kitty:”(3) Get Out of This Town, you good for nothing hillbilly!! “
Sunshine never heard this. Matt was kissing her passionately! Their ardor was so powerful the two of them nearly fell into a vat of manure!
Kitty walked over to where they stood in their embrace. As she was quite (6) Wasted from an afternoon of heavy drinkcarrie underwood song titlesing, she found it hard to keep her balance. As she neared the feverish couple, she over heard Matt’s panting voice, thick with desire.
Matt:” Ohhhhh, Sunny. We're Young And Beautiful !
Sunshine: “ Hey, darlin’…..Let’s get home as fast as our horses will carry us!!!! I've got some laundry on the line." Her voice was intense!!
Matt emitted a low growl and started to remount his horse. Sunshine tried to jump into the saddle with him, which caused Matt to fall backwards a bit. Kitty was right behind him. Matt bumped into Kitty, sending her head over heels into the manure! Unaware of the mishap, he and Sunshine rode off at break-neck speed towards their farm.
As they disappeared in the sunset, Kitty surfaced ! Realizing she was comlpletely alone, completely saturated and humiliated, she stepped out of the vat and looked up at the sky.
Kitty:” Must I ALWAYS be the victim? Well…..MUST I ?!!!!!” Just as she was heading back to the Long Branch, her bouffant hair matted to her face, her false eyelashes stuck to her chin and poo poo dripping from her ears, a runaway stagecoach came barreling around the corner. One of the wheels came off and rammed into Kitty, sending her back into the dreaded mess !! This time when she resurfacedcarrie underwood song titles, she was entangled in wooded spokes.
She got out of the vat….AGAIN...... and staggered back to her saloon. Her trusty bartender, Sam, met her at the swinging doors.
Sam”Miss KITTY!!! What......What on EARTH happened?!”
Kitty gritted her teeth and said, “Jesus!!! Take the wheel and pour me a double!!!!”
CAST of CHARACTERS:
Kitty……
Sam ....
Matt and his Sunshine's clothes ...
Thank you, Kayboff.
Hee Haw....I sure do love Matt宝贝疙瘩?
We're young and beautiful, also very wasted. Don't forget to remember me in the morning, when you will be lying flat on the floor. Jesus will take the wheel and you'll wanna get out of this town. ;)
foot flat on the floor ,gaining speed now,i got to get out of this town,pregnant or not ,i'm not the marrying kind,come on jesus take the wheel cause i'm wasted,drunk,yes,dumb no,she thought we were young and beautiful and ready to settle down,but thats a long way down the road for this guy,as i pass the city limints,i think she might but i don't think she'll ,don't forget to remember me,toots ole gal,catch in the funny papers
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