Wednesday, January 11, 2012

funny chuck norris jokesWhat are some funny Chuck Norris jokes?

Just some funny Chuck Norris jokes to tell my boyfriend?
Why doesn't Chuck Norris use this website?
Because Chuck Norris has all the answers.
chuck norris peed in a truck it became known as optimus prime
three top deaths in america Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and Chuck Nfunny chuck norris jokesorris
Jesus can turn water into wine but chuck norris can turn wine into 啤酒
Chuck norris doesn't get frostbite he bites frost
A venomous snake with a venom that kills a man in three seconds bit chuck norris, in ten seconds the snake died
jesus can walk on water
chuckfunny chuck norris jokes norris can swim threw land

chuck norris was the first man on mars. thats why theres no life there

chuck norris built the house he was born in

scientist sold chuck norris's pee. its none as steriods
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

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